Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Hare Warning!

Just in... Quick Quick Slow and Slow Entry are throwing down a Turkey, an Eagle, a Double Eagle, and a Ball Buster on June 30th for NorCal Campout... lots of shiggy, lots of water hazards, a fair amount of trail dung, and beer, so much beer!

Being the post-master-extraordinaire for the NorCal blogspot, my co-hare, Quick Quick Slow Tastes like Beast Master Chicken, thought "Ball Buster" was a misprint, a joke, a tease... He thinks that no one would want to go up and over, through and under, get stuck on a stump, or be wet then coated in dirt for more than 10 miles... I strongly disagree.

The trails on Saturday will be as follow:

1 - Turkey, 'bout 4
1 - Eagle, 'bout 5
1 - Double Eagle, 'bout 6
and, of course
1 - Ball Buster, > 10

There will be 2 beer checks, there will be a fair bit of up and some down, you might encounter some shiggy, you might get wet (bring dry shoes, just in case), you will benefit from understanding the function of a back check (BC). There will be a turtle check (go Wasatch!); yes, it will be explained.

For the record, the long, thrice-named co-hare doesn't check his email... call and ridicule him for being a wank.

On-you-bet-your- ball-busting- ass On -Slow Entry

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