NorCal Campout 2007

Schedule of Events

2007-06-28T09:19:00.000-07:00

just guessing, but things should go a little like this... times and events may change, except those things highlighted...

FRIDAY
pre-3pm... all hands on deck for setup
3pm: Kegs are tapped and check-in begins
GEO Hash ready to be pilfered - get your coordinates!
... insert revelry here ...
10pm-ish: Shooting Star Hash

SATURDAY
7am: Coffee, spiked if you please, and Bloody Marys at the bar
7-9:30am: continental breakfast
12pm: lunch at the campsites
1pm: Hash start - Grab a water bottle from the food station before leaving!!!
... insert debachery here ...
7:30pm: dinner
skits
... insert campfire mayhem here ...
11pm: Nekkid Hash

SUNDAY
7am: Coffee, spiked, oh please, and Bloody Marys at the bar
7-9:30am: continental breakfast and Hash O'LimpDicks
10am: Hangover Hash
noon: lunch, pack-up, flee the authorities

What to Bring

2007-06-28T09:05:00.000-07:00

A few thoughts, listed in the order of importance:

1) drinking vessel

2) BUG SPRAY... there are lots of mosquitos don't be caught without repellant!!!

3) HEAD lamp / flashlight

4) campfire chair

musical instrument or singing voice for campfire karaoke

sunscreen
water shoes
bathing suit...
Special request: "no 70s bush, please"... per Quick Quick Slow.

toiletries... your call, but deodorant might be widely appreciated
clothing... it will turn chilly at night, bring a long-sleeved something

camping gear: Tent (and tent stakes), Bag, Pillow, AirMattress (hey, it's car camping, it's allowed!)... or throw the dice and hope to find crash space =)

AND...

a party attitude and heartfelt gratitude for the great outdoors!

DON'T FORGET #1 - Drinking Vessel

NOTE: there is running water, although it wasn't potable (ask Quick Quick to say that for you) when we were up a few weeks back scouting trail. we used it for teeth cleaning and no one went to hospital. toilets are a plenty, as are the bathroom flies. no showers on site.

Hare Warning!

2007-06-26T11:40:00.000-07:00

Just in... Quick Quick Slow and Slow Entry are throwing down a Turkey, an Eagle, a Double Eagle, and a Ball Buster on June 30th for NorCal Campout... lots of shiggy, lots of water hazards, a fair amount of trail dung, and beer, so much beer!

Being the post-master-extraordinaire for the NorCal blogspot, my co-hare, Quick Quick Slow Tastes like Beast Master Chicken, thought "Ball Buster" was a misprint, a joke, a tease... He thinks that no one would want to go up and over, through and under, get stuck on a stump, or be wet then coated in dirt for more than 10 miles... I strongly disagree.

The trails on Saturday will be as follow:

1 - Turkey, 'bout 4
1 - Eagle, 'bout 5
1 - Double Eagle, 'bout 6
and, of course
1 - Ball Buster, > 10

There will be 2 beer checks, there will be a fair bit of up and some down, you might encounter some shiggy, you might get wet (bring dry shoes, just in case), you will benefit from understanding the function of a back check (BC). There will be a turtle check (go Wasatch!); yes, it will be explained.

For the record, the long, thrice-named co-hare doesn't check his email... call and ridicule him for being a wank.

On-you-bet-your- ball-busting- ass On -Slow Entry

Scouting Pics

2007-06-26T10:57:00.000-07:00

Slow Entry - Quick Quick Slow... and, looks like MLB's backside... Plus your GEO Hash hare: Smokin' Seamen.

Who's CUMMING???

2007-06-25T14:39:00.000-07:00

112 wankers are registered to roll into Stumpy Meadows on June 29th...

>>> Rock in the Hand was 69th to register... way to go Panties!

>>> Orca Hole Lick of the Iguana Hash House Harriers (we love you Two Guys!) is our 100th to rego...

>>> There are 21 Just... coming out to NorCal... let's hash 'em up!

3 IN THE PINK, 1 IN THE STINK SacH3
AAAHHH!!! SacH3
AQUAVULVA SacH3
AWFUL MOUTHFUL SacH3
BACK DOOR WEED WHACKER SLO H3
BALL BOARING SacH3
BEAVER SPIT SV H3
BOZO SacH3
BRING’EM YOUNG SacH3
BURNIN’ RING O FIRE SacH3
BUTT MOTION Reno BNH4
CHEEK-N-DONG SacH3
COCKISS FHAC-U H3
COMES A FLOOD SacH3
COP KILLER Gypsies H3
CRAG FAG SacH3
CRUTCH CARGO SV H3
CUM LORD Surf City H3
CUM’ERE LITTLE BOY WASATCH H3
DANGLIN MANTASTIKALS SANTA CRUZ
DICKENS CHICKEN SacH3
DOUCHE OF HAZARD SV H3
DUNGEONS AND DILDOS RENO H3
ENEMA CHECK SV H3
ENTER THE GERBIL Gypsies H3
ESCROWTUM Gypsies H3
EXCESS East Bay H3
FEEL MY FUR SacH3
FINGERNIPS SANTA CRUZ
FUCKNEER SacH3
GEEZER PLEAZER SacH3
GIANT ATHLETIC SUPPORTER Surf City H3
GOT WOOD SV H3
GRIM STREAKER WASATCH H3
HER-A-CUM 10 WASATCH H3
HOOKED ON PENIS RENO H3
JACK THE RIPPER SF H3
JUST ANITA Surf City H3
JUST BECKY SacH3
JUST BRIAN Aloha H3
JUST CHERYL Winers H3
JUST CHRISTI RENO H3
JUST CRAIG SacH3
JUST DARREN SacH3
JUST JILL SacH3
JUST JOY SacH3
JUST KARI RENO H3
JUST KEN Winers H3
JUST KRISTEN RENO H3
JUST KRISTI SacH3
JUST MATT SacH3
JUST PETER Reno BNH4
JUST SOPHIE SacH3
JUST STEPHANIE SacH3
JUST TEX East Bay H3
JUST TODD SF H3
JUST TRAYCE SacH3
JUST WENDY SacH3
LAST TRAIN TO CUNTSVILLE Long Beach H3
LEAVE THE PANTIES TO US SacH3
LICKS THE CRACK WASATCH H3
LICKUM STICKUM SacH3
LYCKTONITE East Bay H3
MAJOR LYING BASTARD SacH3
MORNING MISSLE SV H3
MOSSY PATCH SV H3
MOTHER SHUCKER SacH3
MR. BONE JANGLES Gypsies H3
MR. SCHLOPALATAPUS SV H3
MRS. GROPER Surf City H3
NORTH FACIAL WASATCH H3
NUTLESS SAC Gypsies H3
OFFICER DANGLE RENO H3
ONE DOLLA ROLL SV H3
ORCA HOLE LICK Iguana H3
PIXILATED OBSCENITY Surf City H3
PLUMB POKER SacH3
POK’ER HARDER SacH3
POSTERIOR MOTIVE SV H3
PREMATURE EVACUATION Winers H3
PURPLE WIZ SacH3
PUSHY BITCH Winers H3
PUSSY GALORE Surf City H3
PUSSY KILLER SV H3
QUICK QUICK SLOW SacH3
RAM PAM THANK YOU MA’AM FHAC-U H3
RARELY COMES Gypsies H3
REDEYE WASATCH H3
RHOIDS OF LONDON FHAC-U H3
ROCK IN THE HAND SacH3
ROUND THE HORN FHAC-U H3
SALTY SEAMAN SacH3
SCUBY SPIT RENO H3
SEEMORE DICK SV H3
SHIT FACED SV H3
SHOW ME SacH3
SLAMMED I AM SacH3
SLOW ENTRY SacH3
SMOKIN’ SEAMEN SacH3
SPLAT East Bay H3
STICKLESS SV H3
STRIKE 5 FHAC-U H3
SUCKIN’ UP SPOUSE FHAC-U H3
SUDS SUCKIN' BIGFOOT Gypsies H3
SUM DUM GUY SacH3
TAMMYSUE Vacaville H3
THURSTON BOWEL THE TURD East Bay H3
TITS UP SacH3
TWINKLE TOES Winers H3
WET PANTIES Winers H3
WHACK-OFF SMIRNOFF SV H3
WILLIE CUM HOME WASATCH H3

SACH3 GEO Hash

2007-06-21T11:59:00.000-07:00

Welcome all to participate in the first SACH3 GEO hash.

Three (3) bottles of A1 premium inner warmth... and possiby more!

Coordinates will be posted closer to NorCal and passed out at check-in.

Remember; coordinates are typically accurate with a 20 ft distance which means if you are directly on the spot, you have a complete area of 20 feet in any direction. It is going to take the keen eye of a cheetah, the sense of smell of a dog lookin' for a beeeeaach in heat and the instinct of a woman who's been done wrong!!.

There will be additional clues on site so don't fret! Feel free to search from check in until Saturday evening, 8:00pm. Unlocated bottles will be brought back next year. We DON'T want that now do we? So get out there, get your shiggy on and go get em!

SACH3 GEO Hash Hare Extraordinaire: Smokin' Seamen

Friday Night EATS

2007-06-20T12:09:00.000-07:00

It's bring your own damn dinner and cook it yourself Friday night, or go into Georgetown and pay people to make you something and clean up after you.

Many folks are planning private party open-flame grillin' and chillin' Friday night. Bring some meat and feel the heat!

Meals provided:
Sat/Sun: Breakfast/Lunch
Sat Dinner

Alcohol provided:
Bar Opens at 3pm Friday
Beer kegs tapped same

Players and Crooners

2007-06-04T12:12:00.000-07:00

Attention all wanks with musicial sensibilities or an undeniable urge to drink and sing... I heard there's a movement underfoot to have some impromtu singing accompanied by wanks who can actually play instruments while fireside Friday and Saturday nights.

With bongos in hand, On On to NorCal 2007!

Who's Representin'...

2007-06-03T12:05:00.000-07:00

Huge representation out of Wasatch... maybe we'll have to throw down a turtle check in their honor... get Cock Rider and Nipple Schnitzel out here!

We've even drawn a wank from the South Pacific... best hash I ever did in 2004 was an amazing 2-hour Aloha H3 trek through bamboo forests and old King Kameamea grounds with unbelievable vistas!... glad to have you Just Brian.

Orca Hole Lick is the sole Iguana hash harrier on the list... glad you'll be cumming - you wanking bastard!

15 kickin' kennels kollidin' kuz NorCal:

Count>Kennel
1>Aloha H3
5>East Bay H3
6>FHAC-U H3
7>Gypsies H3
1>Iguana H3
1>Long Beach H3
9>RENO H3
42>SacH3
2>SF H3
1>SLO H3
8>Surf City H3
15>SV H3
1>Vacaville H3
7>WASATCH H3
6>Winers H3

2007-04-04T18:37:00.000-07:00

NORCAL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS present
THE 1ST OFFICIAL PRE-LUBE PREAMBLE TO PERTH IH2008
Friday 6/29 – Saturday 6/30 – Sunday 7/1

WHAT YOU GET:

BEER, beautiful El Dorado National Forest camping, Shiggy, BEER and more BEER! Plus, DJ – BEER - Cool Gimmes – BEER - Bar Booth – BEER! BEER! BEER!

Food Provided: Saturday Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner; Sunday Breakfast/Lunch.

FRIDAY JUNE 29TH:

Early set up for disorganizers and wankers willing to work for BEER. Midnight Star Shot Hash, and more BEER!
SATURDAY JUNE 30TH:

Registration/check-in, BEER, Hash O-limp-dicks, Shiggy, SacH3 Hash, BEER, GeoHashing(GPS) for Jim, Jack, and Johnny, frolicking, skits, dinner, Midnight Nekkid Hash and more BEER!
SUNDAY JULY 1ST:

Morning walks of shame, BEER, Hangover Hash, breakfast, BEER and clean-up.

$109.00, with a no gimme guarantee

DIRECTIONS:

Take I-80 (East from Sacto or West from Reno) to Auburn. Take CA HWY 49 South toward Coloma. Follow signs toward Georgetown / HWY 193 (Note: Stop sign at this intersection) Go East into Georgetown. Turn left onto Main St., Georgetown. Main St. turns into Wentworth Springs Rd.

Follow to Stumpy Meadows Lake.

Drive past lake to Black Oak Group Campground. LFH.